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    Thursday, July 17th, 2008
    12:49 pm
    Meet the Reverend
    Hello my friends,
    I call you my friends because I know some of you too well to call you Ladies and Gentlemen.
    I come here on this glorious day to proclaim the Divine Church of Technology has opened it's virtual doors to you.

    I shall attempt to set you all on the broadband of salvation by preaching to you from such books of the church as The book of Jobs: Steve Jobs. Revelations: From E3. And of course Genesis. Where the Lord of Technology said let there be light! And yea there was Nintendo! And the lord saw that it was good and played Duck Hunt till the 7th day where upon he rested his thumbs.
    Can I get an A-modem from the flock?

    That was nice.
    I see in my virtual flock the gear heads, the wireheads, hackers, crackers, programmers and even a few die hard gamers who won't give up their Atari 2600s, That's okay my friends. The path of Technology is one of upgrade but we won't leave our slow to change brethren behind, oh no. This church is for all.

    For upon that day when we march to the pearly security gates of Intel and demand the biochip which will allow us to play Halo 15 in our heads, we shall go together.

    Can I get one last A-modem from the flock?
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